I pooped something weird.

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so the other day i was takking a shower, and i really had to pee. i didnt want to leave in the middle of the shower so i decided just to go peein the shower. at first i had a hard time going cus i wasnt used to it but eventuelly i was able to go.it felt really good and i strangely got a boner from it! i was so hard and i couldnt take it so i just started masterbating. as i was masterbating i got images in my head of wrex (from mass effect) haveing sex with applejack (from mlp) in the middle of ponyvill where everyone could see them. i don't even watch mlp but it was really arousing and my boner got even more harder. I had the most relieving organism ever from it. i felt kinda weird thinkign about it after but it felt really rally good. now i do it everytime i shower