How to make your very own Nigerian Child™!

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How to make your very own Nigerian Child™!

Post by Sir Sneaky on Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:00 am

Step 1: Buy special KFC 50 gallon tub of chicken.
Step 2: Remove 3/4ths of chicken from tub. I recommend eating it. Leave the other 1/4th, it is part of the recipe.
Step 3: Add the following:
  • 20 Gallons Grape Drink. (Grape Soda or Grape Kool-Aid are acceptable substitutes)
  • 1 Whole Watermelon.
  • 5 Blunts of Weed.
  • 2 Deflated Basketballs.

Step 4: Simmer over low heat for 25 minutes. Stir with Soulja Boy Music by playing it through a speaker with heavy bass.
Step 5: Remove from heat and promptly put in freezer. If 50 gallon tub is too big for your freezer, tough shit.
Step 6: Wait 9 Months, then remove from freezer.
Step 7: Crack ice and free Nigerian Child™.
Step 8: Quickly warm Nigerian Child™. Nigga's been frozen for 9 months, for god's sake, do you want him to get hypothermia?

Congratulations on your new Nigerian Child™!
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Post by Leafblower on Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:26 am

Wow! Really works!
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Post by Prinner on Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:18 pm

YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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