Let's Play Oregon Trail II

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:46 pm

THEN FUCKING FORD IT

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:11 am

COMPLETE SUCCESS

Why can't I hold all of these vegetables
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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:02 am

We're going to Gather while continuing because I want to turn my computer off.

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:33 pm

HILL TIME

HOW COULD YOU GUYS LET ME LEAVE WITHOUT A ROPE? THEY ARE THE BEST OPTION FOR GOING UP HILLS

Anyway, we can trade for a rope or attempt any of the other options. Every failure is a tipped wagon and a possible injury like rivers, but unlike rivers we have to keep trying until we succeed.

EDIT: Forgot, checking the hill's condition only tells us that "The way up the hill appears fairly steep".
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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:36 pm

double-team and continue!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Sat Apr 21, 2012 8:49 pm

We did it!!!!

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by ChocolateMoose on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:01 pm

READY TO GO BITCHHH
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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:56 pm

NO LOOK AT WHAT THEY HAVE AND BUY MORE FUCKING RICE

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:15 pm

Moose said it first and we only have like 15 cents left so off we go!!!

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:48 pm

FORD IT MOTHERFUCKLER

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by ChocolateMoose on Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:04 pm

Moe wrote:FORD IT MOTHERFUCKLER
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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:25 pm

So i guess you aren't going to update this anymore, sneaky.
guess i'll just have to lock it~

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:26 am

aaahhh no I just got lazy. Bear with me, we're getting pretty close now. We're on the last stretch of the map now.

We ford the fuck out of that river no problem

We get several days of travelling done uninterrupted, except for some minor fog, and pass many landmarks. Unfortunately, however, there's not a lot of water on this particular stretch of land.
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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:35 am

GO FASTER
FLY LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:13 am

WAY TO FUCKING GO.



Everybody in the party (except for Moe, who is clearly hogging all the water) is suffering from Chapped, Dry Lips and Dehydration. Chocolate Moose is in poor condition and will probably be next if we don't reach water soon.

As for Leafblower, well, rest in peace. 1837 - 1855. Despite being a furfag who everybody hated, it's always a great shame to see a man of such a young age cut down in his prime, and, heck, you may have been a pretty cool guy had I actually gotten to know you at all. Let this be a reminder to always buy Water Kegs and Canteens when going on the road west.

...i'm no good at eulogies. Does anyone have anything else to say or can we bury this bitch and get a move on? I'm fucking thirsty.
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Post by ChocolateMoose on Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:19 am

DRINK HIS REMAINS
MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED TO HELL
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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:02 pm

HEY FUCK YOU MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED TO HELL AS WELL

also bury him in a nice furry grave

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:01 pm

We give him a real burial and immediately happen upon some fruit.

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:25 pm

STOP AND GATHER
THE JUICE FROM THE BERRIES WILL SUSTAIN US

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:44 pm

12 Pounds of Fresh Fruit gathered

I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT


Health update:
BritishGuy is Critical, and Prinner is Bad. Moe is as healthy as ever and is only now showing symptoms of Dehydration. Moose.

Today we have lost a great young man and friend to everyone, Chocolate Moose. Though his river crossing methods are a bit extreme, he was a great friend. You could always see him doing what he loved; sitting by the riverside with a cup of coffee, screaming at the passing wagons to ford the river and laughing as they drowned.

Rest in Peace, buddy.

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:49 pm

no fuck him, he didn't want to bury anyone else

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yes; bury him

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:52 pm

This happened roughly 0.05 seconds after burying moose.



Rest in Peace. I'm done typing Eulogies.

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Moe on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:14 pm

good lord..
yes.
how much longer until we get to water??!??!?!?!

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:30 pm

Strictly speaking, not much longer.

But relative to the fact that we're actively dying of thirst... I don't know if we'll make it.

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Re: Let's Play Oregon Trail II

Post by Sir Sneaky on Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:35 pm

We made it. Right as Moe went to feeling Bad. I'm surprised Prinner isn't a corpse after all the shit he's been through this whole trail.



But we made it. 3 dead of thirst, 2 nearly dead, and we made it. I would highly recommend resting to recover our strength before crossing the river and going into more territory with scarce water.
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